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Conon O'Brian

Conan wins tonight with this:

The illusionist David Copperfield has revealed the details of his new magical stunt: to impregnate a woman standing on the stage without even touching her.  He is calling the trick "The Tom Cruise."

Jay Leno

A new segment here at The Bowl which is the one line which made me chuckle the most during the day.  The one-liner tonight comes from Jay:

President Bush has declared war on pornography.  The big question is when are they going to be making the War on Pornography playing cards?  "Hey look, the Queen of Diamond's"