Three things we each would really like to know about what women think is the topic for today's Men's Club. Now I have given this some thought about how to write this and I realize it cannot just be an article tucking into the minds of men wondering what women think. That is bound to be done elsewhere so true to my nature of trying to come up with something a little different, I have put together an honest set of conceited questions I never honestly have asked except when asked to write an article for the Men's Club. So here goes my selfish list... I promise, the ego has landed so there is no fear of (unnecessary) head-swelling should you decide to send answers on a postcard. Ahem. Bygones.
1. What do women really think about my accent? Does it make a difference for better or worse? Would it be better if I had my a truer-Irish accent, a gently-Anglo accent, a french accent, Skeletor or my plain old regular one?
2. What do women really think about my looks, my style, my fashion, my charm, my personality and my insane sense of humor?
3. What (and how often) do women really think about me when they fantasize (not just sexually but, hey, some of that too if it can be thrown in there)?
Check out the more sensible questions from: Silk, Kathy and Phoenix for the ladies. Phin, Jamesyboy, the Naked Villains and Nugget for the genties. Good night and sleep well peeps.
Having never heard you speak, I can tell you that most women find an accent charming, but I would urge you to just be yourself.
Nice girls only really care about the last three things on your list: charm, personality, and sense of humor. The rest of it is not all that important. We'd prefer that you smell clean; are polite to our friends and neighbors; are sweet to your own friends, old ladies, and us; and that you can make us laugh.
That last question varies from woman to woman. And really, you don't want to know. You will think less of us.
Posted by: Phoenix | October 21, 2005 at 08:23 AM
Speaking for myself, I'm a sucker for an accent, so no matter if it's more English or Irish, you'll hold me in sway ;)
Posted by: Kathy | October 21, 2005 at 08:47 AM
The whole package (not just the lower one as I have never seen it) is just perfect as is. Don't dare change a thing.
As for that last question, I have never and would never...I'm a nice girl! :p
Posted by: silk | October 21, 2005 at 09:16 AM
1. Your accent is a one-of-a-kind and a doozie and as cute as it is when you inadvertently switch to an English one in explaining things, i have to say i love your accent plus the fact you have that american sound with a twinge of UK and use UK terminology makes it so scrumtious!
2. Love it love it love it love it love it love it love it but I'm glad since getting that extra half-wardrobe from Charlie when you visited you were able to branch from brown, blue and black! =P I love the button-downs you wear. Hold me back! Rawr! You are the only one who can pull off true fashion without question of being gay! You're hot. The end.
3. We'll talk about this later ;) Hehe. But, for the record, all the time. *wink*
I hope no one thinks you are asking these questions as verification for the way you are, since the question is what women think and you are simply asking what women think...what I like best about you is that ultimately, though you may ask the question as it is the topic, you don't worry about what they think. Except me and you know there's nothing to worry about there! You don't even need to worry about what I think!
Ooohhhhhhh sudden death! Hope the blonde family LOSES!
Posted by: Va-Va | October 21, 2005 at 12:19 PM