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Halloween Spam Results

I am starting to worry that The Wizard has something to do with the spam that I get.  For the second week in a row he gets the closest result with his guess of 97 and therefore wins.  It happens to be his birthday (note: expect to find something in the snail mail sir) so it is a special winning image for him this week.

The box has been reset to zero, enter your guesses in the comments of this post and see if you can dethrone (ooo-er) our birthday boy champ!

Previous results (inc this week): 80, 107, 112, 57

So here is this weeks prize, Wizard, for you to show off to all your friends.  This image was found by googling: 'wizards birthday photo'.  Congratulations, you won a She-Hulk!

Mocking with Monkey Pants

On Friday Va-va and I walked around Anthropologie (which happens to be one of her favorite stores) and I was left in utter shock when I saw this little fellow sitting on the shelf:

What ever happened to those three little virtuous primates we know and love?

Jailbait

Phew!  I survived. ;)  Va-va took the test and is sadly going to jail as she is a moderate Jailbait lover.  Tut-tut!

Hat tip: The Wizard

The Hot Dog Goes On

This week saw the release of that movie we all groan at when we see any trailers for it, Titanic.  Love it or hate it it is a classic and is stacked with so much history and emotion.  But on this new Special Edition release there is a wealth DVD special bonus features.

A documentary entitled "Breaking New Ground" about the discovery of the real ship.  Except, surely, it should be entitled "Breaking New Waters" as it sunk and wasn't buried in concrete.

But, more amusing than that, it also includes an alternative ending.

What the hell?  You mean the boat DOESN'T sink?

Pornstar or Popstar?

To have something a little more lighthearted after this weeks heavy topic from The Men's Club, take the quiz and see if you know your 'stars?'

Little Life and Death

'Paternal rights - whether the biological father of an unborn child should have the right to block a woman's abortion? moral and legal arguments - Also, should a woman who has had an abortion and not told the biological father be subject to "damages" for her failure to disclose prior to terminating the pregnancy?'

This is the question which has been posed to the Men's Club this week.  After pondering it for the last few hours (again, totally forgot it was Thursday, but I'm useless like that) I have decided I cannot effectively give an answer to this in the style and manner which I usually find I can post on these weekly topics.

There seems to be a problem, m'laud

Is anyone having probs accessing the Project Bowl blogs?  Tilesey just emailed me and he seems to be having some problems over there in England.  Everything looks fine and dandy from this end but the message he keeps getting is slightly alarming.  Hopefully it will resolve swiftly.  I sent a ticket help request to those lovely people at TypePad *waves* so fingers crossed it gets resolves asap.

In other news, we have been making tweaks over at Le Portal.  If you haven't signed up I totally recommend it - it's free and you get to meet a great bunch of people too.  Currently, in one of the hidden forums there, members can vote for Silk's new avatar which means it must be nearing Halloween.  Not that these two things are related,  but I just thought I'd point it out.  Bygones.

Harr! Time for bed!

Conon O'Brian

Conan wins tonight with this:

The illusionist David Copperfield has revealed the details of his new magical stunt: to impregnate a woman standing on the stage without even touching her.  He is calling the trick "The Tom Cruise."

Fuckin' Chuck Norris

Thanks to Nicole for sending me this!  Heh!

While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shootouts. When the director explained that he couldnt do that, he replied, "Of course I can, Im Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesnt work, he plays zombie.

Chuck Norris was the original treasure in National Treasure.

It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the worlds hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi.

Jay Leno

A new segment here at The Bowl which is the one line which made me chuckle the most during the day.  The one-liner tonight comes from Jay:

President Bush has declared war on pornography.  The big question is when are they going to be making the War on Pornography playing cards?  "Hey look, the Queen of Diamond's"