Santa needs to shape up

This year we can hopefully expect to see no more skanky Santa's as the Ministry of Fun Agency has established guidelines for girth, beard length, attire, footwear and general demeanor of Mr Claus.

James Lovell, spokesman for the company, said, "Santa is a magical and cuddly man, not a fat, smelly slob.  He must not smell of drink or body odor and his 'Ho! Ho! Ho!' must resonate deeply."

Failure to match up to this image could see Santa's slapped with lawsuits and behind bars.  Yeah, like that would be a nice image... :P

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[Va-Va]

Woo hoo!! That is super news! :)

Now we just have to get to Christmastime...